"Ask me about the Lord Jesus and the Satan."

"WARNING! No one will be seated during the last ten minutes of this shocking film! It is recommended that

ladies do NOT attend alone!"

Late night ghoulish greetings, my Army of the Damned. We're kinda sleepy, sitting here watching "House of 1,000 Corpses" and feeling nostalgic. And kind of excited! Ever since our announcement of the upcoming SATANFEST 2013, the phones at the offices of the Unstoppable Movie Monster have been ringing off the hook! The bill collectors will not leave us alone! It was so dumb to include our phone number in our blogger profile! You stupid humans. Stupid! STUPID!

But other than those unwarranted interruptions, your loyal crew of film enthusiasts here at UMM have been hard at work compiling a list of movies pertaining to the Devil or demonic possession for next month's satanic marathon. It hasn't been easy, because we are trying to work up a list of movies that we either haven't ever seen or that we're only marginally familiar with. But we assigned a few members of our loyal crew to the task and they've come up with a few ringers.

Here's a partial list, to tickle your ass with a feather as they say:

"The Exorcism of Emily Rose"

"The Possession"

"Devil"

"The Last Exorcism

"The Conjuring"

"End of Days"

"The Unborn"

"The Blood on Satan’s Claw"

"The Sentinel"

"Jigoku"

It's a very exciting list so far - for me, anyway - as I have only seen three of the movies out of those ten. And that is just a teaser of the movies we're lining up for viewing, and we are also still accepting your suggestions, so be sure to email those to us! The sooner we get the list, the sooner we can post it, with the movies in order.

We do know for sure that we will's kick off the month-long marathon on Tuesday, Oct. 1 with a viewing of Rob Zombie's newest mindfuck of a film, 2013's "The Lords of Salem." I actually went to the theater to see this, and I was one of six people in the theater - and three of them were with me. And that is a shame, because I personally think it's destined to be a new cult classic. I have a lot to say about the movie, but I will save all that for the Oct. 1 blog.

And that's kind of it for the night kiddies. Yours Truly is kinda tired as all hell. But more to come very soon, and keep your suggestions rolling in!